Girl #1: I’m totally not drinking tonight or smoking.
Girl #2: Why not?
Girl #1: I’m sick and my lungs feel like I’m going to collapse.
Girl #3: Yeah, she’s snorting that vicodin instead.
Girl #1: Do you think it’ll be bad to do that?
Girl #2: I mean I don’t think snorting anything is good for you.
Girl #1: I know, I mean cocaine addicts snort coke when they are sick and they are okay.
In AA They Do - @Northwestern
Girl on cell: Do you think it’s suspicious that I just bought five bottles of cranberry juice? People drink cranberry juice without vodka all the time…right?
You're a Student, Not an Artist @Bard
Girl #1: You should just come back at night and rearrange the letters.
Girl #2: I’m an artist, not a hoodlum!
"There's this movie, Big, with Tom Hanks. And it's like... old."
-one young man to his friend in the Newbury Comics in Harvard Square
First woman: Yeah, John Kerry was pro-choice when he was governor, but now he's suddenly anti-choice.
Second woman: Seriously. It's so frustrating.
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